I post these on facebook quite frequently but I thought I’d start putting some on here too.
Garrett: Mama, where are you going?
Garrett: You can go to church and no where else!
Mike: Don’t remind her.
Looking out the back door one night.
Mike: There’s Kitty Green Bean.
Garrett: She’s going to lay an egg.
Garrett: Mama do you like this fish I caught? (Behind our bed with Mike’s belt.)
Me: Wow! That’s a nice fish.
Garrett: It’s an 8 foot salmon.
I took down the Halloween banner and put the Thanksgiving banner up one day while the kids were napping. Garrett asked where the deer hunting banner was.
Me: The mail lady is here.
Garrett: Did she take our bad news away and give us good news?
Garrett: The UPS guy is here! The UPS guy is here!
Me: Okay, honey, I see him.
Garrett: He’s got two boxes!! He’s a big strong boy carrying two boxes.