UPS trucks are kind of like bread trucks. Only UPS trucks bring presents.
Me: Avery, where is the green tractor.
Garrett: There’s the New Holland sky (blue).
Helping fold laundry:
This guy is really fall (small). Why is this guy so fall?
Me: I like you guys.
Garrett: I like you too.
Me: I’m a lucky mama.
Garrett: Yes, you are.
Garrett: Girls aren’t humans.